It's A Miracle: Ellie Kemper Coming To Penn

SPEC is making up for the anarchy that was Ke$ha floor pass distribution by bringing the only speaker who may actually be able to cure our post-Fling blues, the adorable Ellie Kemper. As we finally emerge from a cloud of glitter and regret on the Tuesday after Fling, Kemper aka Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt will be speaking at Penn about her life journey from St. Louis, to Princeton, to her roles as a Dunder Mifflin secretary and a Netflix star. 

If you were planning on being productive during the post-midterms, pre-finals lull, forget about it. As preparation for this event, you have no choice but to watch all 13 episodes of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt right now. If a binge-watchable comedy about a "mole woman" who lived in an underground Indiana cult for 15 years and is now a living, breathing #tbt trying to make it in the Big Apple sounds like a bizarre concept, please get over it and start streaming immediately. You have two weeks to finish or, at the very least, memorize the ridiculously catchy theme song.