Kesha Lyrics That Perfectly Describe Your Phases Of Fling

If there's any artist equipped with the lyrical range to capture Fling's emotional/physical roller coaster, it's Ke$ha. Kesha's okay too. Here, we (with the help of Google images) give you all the Ke$ha lyrics you need to channel your inner $ through the highs and lows of Fling. 

When it's Thursday night and the Fling is young. Sunday is very far away. You're ready.

When you're poor from buying tickets to downtowns but you have ARRIVED.

When you forgo the downtown scene because Fling is a time to celebrate Smoke's and frat basements. 

When you're struggling on Friday morning but go to recitation or immediately begin drinking again (or both). 

When you're one of three people in your recitation and your TA is trying to actually discuss the writings of dead white men. 

When you're drunk in the Quad and want to flirt with that guy/gal in the Hillel tank.

When you're successfully flirting but the fried Oreos are calling. 

When Kesha is actually instructing you to do this at the concert Friday night.

And you employed SmarterChild to get you floor tickets and paid for them but are way too drunk to handle it.  

When your friends want you to roll with them but it's actually very hot and dangerous and you're worried about dehydration.

All of Fling. 

When it's almost Saturday night and you still haven't hooked up with anyone.

When going out Saturday night is physically painful.

When reflecting on Fling Sunday/next week/for the rest of your life.