Kings Court Robin Hood Redistributes Furniture

While you have been reveling in the warmth of the spring sun, pretending to do work or hitting passersby with haphazardly thrown Frisbees, not all is well in an occasionally overlooked Freshman dorm. This time it’s not a shiny apple, but instead rotten pranksters that are shaking up the Court. Some drunken jolly mischief-makers have been removing couches and lamps from their common rooms, spiriting them into other hallways and possibly hoarding them in their rooms. To quote the email scolding, all of the furniture moving, be it "for April Fool, or some other reason," will come with a cost, or rather, a fine. Interior decorate at your own risk...