Meatloaf Madness > March Madness

Fling: it’s all fun and games until your Fro Gro mystery meat “Meatloaf Mix” goes rogue. Sunday evening, a high rise RA found that one of his residents had taken the environmentalist zeal too far, dumping an unopened package of raw meat in the floor’s recycling bin. 

The RA in question sent his hall a salty (umami?) email, with the subject line “Pro-tip: don’t recycle meatloaf.” We’ve got a few “pro-tips” of our own for these high-rise dummies on correct meatloaf recycling practices.

1. Recycle old Meat Loaf songs from your iTunes library by making fun 90’s mixtapes for all of your friends.
2. Recycle leftover raw meat by BYOing McDonald’s and having them make it into a hamburger for you. Call yourself the Reverse Hamburglar.
3. Recycle leftover meatloaf from when you went home to the Main Line last weekend. Make it into a tasty sandwich with some toasty rye bread and ketchup.