PENN MADNESS: And the Winner Is...

In the biggest March Madness upset since yesterday in college basketball, it seems that Penn in Playboy has taken the Penn Madness title! It was a tough final round, but Penn in Playboy managed to gain the advantage against the worthy adversary Nail in Houston Muffin. Should we take this to mean that Penn kids value sex and partying over narrowly avoided nail ingestion? The answer is likely yes. Huge congrats to Penn in Playboy, you've now joined the ranks of The Theos Google Group Fiasco circa 2014! 

Thanks to all our loyal fans who voted throughout this roller coaster ride of a competition. Why pit hilarious, pithy blog posts against one another like this, you might be asking? Why the fuck not, it's March Madness! See you next year, Penn Madness aficionados, and get psyched for another ferocious competition next spring.