Psych Student Reminds Class All Is Lost

After Experimental Psych Professor Connolly sent out an encouraging message telling students not to stress about post-Fling exams and outlining super specific credit opportunities, which ended with a reassuring “Summer is finally coming,” a student gently reminded the tight-nit 500 person class to get their priorities (and calendars) in order because “Winter is coming.” Whether Anonymous is just more in touch with the imminent reality of finals than the rest of us, or whether he/she want to bring down the class curve by getting everyone to binge watch the new season of Game of Thrones, Connolly should definitely rally her peasant students because it seems this defiant newcomer is making a bid for her throne.

If the unnamed usurper is successful, we anticipate the grade structure of the class to shift a bit:

• Making it through the Red Wedding without tears: 34%

• Drafting aggressive letters to G.R.R. Martin which will definitely make him write faster: 6%

• Watching this video and writing a 10-15 page paper evaluating its significance: 9%

• And for the final project – expanding the domain by taking over this BEPP class: 51%