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Random Dude At A Party, Vol. 12

1. Describe your ideal lingerie set.

My ideal lingerie set would be made out of fuckboy repellant. It would taste like pina colada.

2. What was your most embarrassing email or screen name?

I have so many. I have yoface449@gmail.com from 4th grade, gagalavax3 was my AIM screen name, and my very first one was "rave1" on AIM but someone reported it because I was so young.

3. Who should replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill and why?

I'd put Lil Kim on there because murda scene bitch clean bitch, disease free bitch

4. What would you do to get a Fling Floor Pass?

I would twerk in front of the White House while wearing my pina colada flavored lingerie.

5. Describe your alter ego.

Hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama. Her name is Zavina and her favorite hobby is tongue popping.

6. Anything else you want to say to the world?

This party smells like ass and popcorn.

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