Random Dude At Passover, Vol. 11

Even though the weekend has passed, we couldn't pass over this opportunity to highlight a party animal who took down his four cups like it was tonic water with a little bit of lemon. Sometimes, you just have to kick it old school.

UTB: Manischewitz or Franzia?

RDAP: What?

UTB: I said, Manischewitz or Franzia?

RDAP: What?!

UTB: MANISCHEWITZ OR FRANZIA?!

RDAP: Oh. Manischewitz. The only box at the Seder should be Matzah. This isn't Charles Plaza. Is that before your time? In my day...

(20 minutes later)

UTB: Wow. Fascinating. If you had to be one of the four sons which one would you be and why?

RDAP: I'd say I'm the wise son. If you ask my wife she might say wicked.

UTB: We will elect not to ask a follow-up. On a scale of 1 to Glitter Pit, how excited are you for Kesha?

RDAP: Thrilled! I heard she can "blow up the speakers" which sounds wonderful. I'm planning on dancing my tuchus off on the field. 

UTB: You got a floor pass?

RDAP: Bubeleh please, only a retired person can work a flash sale.