Smokes Named One Of Best College Bars In The Country
April 14, 2015 at 11:16 am
A Business Insider writer recently learned about the "The Pennstitution," which is the name for Smokes given by people who also probably refer to us as Penn State. Smokes, home of failed presidential candidates and aging rock stars, was recently named one of the best college bars in America! If you have ever spent your Tuesday night dancing to Heroin while your friend regrets drinking that pitcher of Yuengling in the bathroom, then this award comes at no surprise. Also, Smokes' pizza is really good and criminally underrated (why doesn't anyone talk about this?!).
Business Insider also informs us that Smokes is more than 70 years and that (super boring) President Gerald Ford gave a shout-out to Smokes in his commencement address. This article also mentions that Smokes sells $1 hot dogs. Don't ever eat those hot dogs. Seriously, that is terrifying.