Alternate Internships You Didn't Know You Wanted

For those of you who know that internships at New York investment firms or Silicon Valley start-ups are for sheep, here are some summer internships that will add just the perfect amount of Mystery and maybe even Edge to your résumé. 

Maybe you didn't know they existed, or maybe you just forgot to apply for them. Regardless, we did some research to help you out, so it's gonna be a good day.

• Director of Asocial Media
• Operations Intern at Goldman Naps
• Instagram and Social Media Intern for the Pennsylvania Dutch
• Dumpling Consultant at Dim Sum Garden
• Associate Squanderer
• Qdoba Seat Filler
• Deputy Assistant of Ideas and Concepts
• College Application Sabotager
• Lobster Affairs Intern
• Suburban Chicken Raiser
• Just Sort of Hanging Out at the Zoo with My Buddy Joe
• Associate Director of Avoiding People You Know From High School in Chipotle
• Sunrise Salutation Intern/ General Office Aura Maintenance
• Amy Gutmann Locust Body Double
• Designated Groveler
• Worker on This Farm
• Artisanal Butter Churner
• Facebook Album Titler
• Instagram Filter Deciderer
• Indego Bike Thief
• Professional Campus Apartments Squatter
• Associate Smiler and Nodder
• Library Book Page-Counter
• OFSL Sunshine Intern
• Tabard Spell Checker
• Theos Rush Chair
• Starbucks Coffee Intern (you get coffee for the people making coffee)
• UTB Reader (unpaid)