Trump Runs for President: Wharton Considers Relocating To Under A Rock

Donald Trump, inspirer of cats everywhere, went to Wharton. In the past, this was merely an entertaining fact/skeleton in the closet. It was hidden away in the depths of our history with Ben Franklin's prostitutes and the fact that Penn students used to literally fight to the death over a bowl. It was a fact only trudged out during past threats of a Presidential run and perhaps some unwatched episodes of The Apprentice.

No longer. Over the past few weeks, the Donald has been dropping that he attended the "Wharton School of Finance" in every single speech rant.  Despite the fact that his classmates "have no memory of him whatsoever," it's the burden we must carry. The jig is up.

While Wharton may be losing applicants/dignity as result, one bright side is this Funny or Die vid calling Trump a "Prisoner of Wharton." While fairly accurate, we only wish that they had delved more deeply into the torture technique known as OCR, when prisoners are forced to compete with their fellow brave soldiers for the opportunity to work 1,000 hours per week.

Props to Funny or Die, but unfortunately even more people now know that the professional troll known as Donald Trump once walked the hallowed halls of our University. Best of luck to whoever is in charge of PR for Wharton.