GrubHub Claims Penn Students Are Almost Polite

Along with losing our formerly undisputed ranking as the nation's top party school, we also lost our title as the most polite college in America, dropping from the coveted number one spot to the 18th on GrubHub's list of the Most Polite Colleges in 2015. Though we question the methodology of the ranking system, which is based on the frequency of "please"s and "thank you"s written in the delivery instructions, we've gotta admit – this one stings. 

Maybe last semester's Finals stress orders are to blame for our rankings plummet, as each all-nighter took away more and more of our ability to communicate with others, turning us from this to this. Or maybe we just take for granted the fact that we don't have to speak directly to an actual human for Drunken Noodles (Extra drunken + no carbs...actually, nvm, can I just have chicken fingers?) to appear at our door (or the entrance of VP). Either way, the capricious GrubHub Gods have punished our insolence by stripping away yet another of our diverse titles. 

But, alas! We have our consolation prize: Princeton didn't even make the list.