Penn Drops To #9 On U.S. News College Rankings
September 9, 2015 at 11:18 am
We're barely three weeks into the semester, and you're already behind on your readings. Unfortunately, the U.S. News and World Report College Rankings has been spying on us through the hidden cameras that they place inside of every textbook sold via Amazon Prime, so...they know.
Late last night, the 2016 U.S. News and World Report College Rankings were released, and – guess what? – our antics have brought humiliation upon our illustrious alumni yet again. From the high and mighty position of #8, Penn tumbled down a rocky cliff to land in the measly #9 slot. Guess the sparkle from our time to shine is no longer.
As if the whole "Puck Frinceton" thing weren't already embarrassing enough for us, now its even worse: Princeton still holds the coveted #1 spot. But Princeton is in New Jersey, so we get the last laugh.