Random Dude At A Party Is Back!
September 20, 2015 at 2:42 pm
With the fall semester well underway, we're bringing back an old tradition. Ladies and gents, we present to you our first of the year: random dude(ette) at a party.
What's your sexy secret?
I actually eat the last part of the chipotle burrito that everyone wraps up in foil at the end of their meal and claims that they'll eat later but then don't.
Give me a million dollar idea.
A post-it note sized pad of Listerine breath strips.
Are you a fuckboy or a sadboy and why?
It was hilarious until I remembered a large part of our populous is uneducated, racist and xenophobic and it became apparent he actually had a shot at being leader of the free world.
If you ran for president would be your platform?
Feminism, Freedom & Franzia for all
What flavor of Franzia do you most identify with and why?
Chillable red because the color red makes it seem sexier than it actually is, much like myself.