Today Is Constitution Day and Ben Franklin Wants to Celebrate

Happy Constitution Day, Quakers! As if a whole day to celebrate the supreme law of the land wasn't sweet enough, this professional Ben Franklin has been expertly marketing himself to random campus club e-mails with his mastery of Comic Sans and self-designation as the "freshest" Franklin, encouraging us to make a real celebration out of the day. 

Need to spice up your pre-Harvest (but inevitably pre-Smokes because apparently now Harvest requires waiting on a line on Thursdays, wut) pregame? Hire this man. It's Constitution Day and you deserve it.