15 Things That Will LIKELY Replace Pizza ?

Unless you have managed to avoid the Bridge of Broken Dreams for the entirety of this semester, you've probably noticed that Commons is undergoing...wait for it...construction! What an atypical thing for Penn to do!

This means saying a (sad?) goodbye to the eateries underneath our favorite dining hall. But MOST IMPORTANTLY, what is replacing Pizza Pi? We have our guesses. 

1. Pie: Just lots and lots of pie.
2. Pizza Pile: A pile of pizza.
3. Another Starbucks
4. Bon Appetizza
5. A mini version of FroGro appropriately named FroGro2Go
6. A huge LCD TV that takes up the entire space
7. A SEPTA station
8. A new BYO
9. A food truck
10. Ugh, more vegetables
11. A medical marijuana dispensary (Amy G, any thoughts?)
12. An Oxygen bar, because we need one
13. A costume shop!
14. A pizza shop for mice
15. A new house for Skulls