John Legend And Chrissy Teigen Expecting Newest Member Of Penn Class Of '38

Thanks to an anonymous tipster, we were made aware that on Monday, Chrissy Teigen shared that she and husband John Legend are expecting their first child. Considering we pride ourselves on obsessively following Legend's post-Penn accolades, all of us were thrilled by this. 

Now, several people have taken the easy way out by making the obvious joke that this baby will be born a "Legend." C'mon, guys. That's lame. We can do better. And anyway, from a purely technical perspective, we'd like to point out that John Legend’s legal name is John Stephens, and stage names generally aren’t hereditary. After all, it's not like Jay Z gave Blue Ivy the last name "Z". In any case, we wouldn't complain if Legend penned a similar ode to his unborn fetus. 

We’re just glad that the couple found a way to procreate – Teigen references fertility struggles in the Instagram announcement – because there's nothing cuter than a newborn baby of celeb parents. Wait, scratch that. There's nothing cuter than a newborn baby conceived of Ivy League-quality sperm.