Random Dude At A Party, Vol. 15

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This week's RDAP shares his thoughts and feels about monkey diets and undocumented immigrants. Enjoy!

Who is your favorite person in the world?

Uhhh...I don't know. You?

If you could be one animal, what would you be?

A monkey would be sick. Fun fact: me and monkeys have the same diet.

What do you think about Bernie Sander's platform on illegal immigrants?

Uhhh...they're pretty important, pretty sick.

If you could be a drug what would you be and why?

I'm tripping on some LSD right now, and that's pretty fun. Sooo, that.

Favorite disney character?

Is it wrong to say I would totally bang Mulan?

Favorite singer?

Dude, Taylor Swift is legendary. "You Belong With Me" is my jam.

What's faster? Your hands or your fingers?

My dick. (Ed. Note: Doubtful.)