Urban Outfitters College Night Is The New APES Downtown

Like us, you were probably too distracted by all the cool, quirky shapes (are those eyes??) to actually read this flyer. So here's what you need to know:

• Tomorrow from 4-8 p.m. Urban Outfitters is hosting a rager on 36th Street.
• The clothes will be just as expensive as always.
• Same with the food and drinks.
• But Yoko Ono will definitely be there because DJ Yolo Ono is undoubtedly Yoko's stage name.
• Come because you don't have to buy tickets a month in advance!