5 Things That Will Be Irrelevant To The Class of 2020
November 5, 2015 at 11:00 am
Yesterday, the DP reported that Penn received a record-high number of Early Decision applications, with 5,629 innocent high school seniors hoping to continue on in the hopes of becoming America's Next Top Model join the Class of 2020.
In their honor, let's look back on 5 things about which, unfortunately, they'll be clueless. Think of it as UTB's version of a #tbt!
- The Great Theos Listserv-Gate of Fall 2013: Not wanting their foreign friends to steal their spotlight, Oz got in on the fun, too!
- We Once Knew How To Party: Though our title has since been revoked.
- And Surprisingly, Those Parties Could Lead To Coitus: It would usually start with a "difmo." (Ed. Note: Remember when Kate Taylor misspelled "dfmo"?)
- We Had A Really Unique Fashion Sense: Though we're guessing the Class of 2020 will still witness this trend.
- And We Handled Political Scandals With Dignity And Grace: Can someone violate the rules of the next UA election so we can relive the glory days?
Penn '20, it looks like you have a lot to live up to. But don't worry, Dean Furda believes in you.