Random Dude At A Party, Vol. 16: Halloween Edition!

Although Halloween is truly no one’s favorite holiday, it combines three things (almost) every Penn student enjoys: (un)creative costumes, stacks on stacks of candy, and plenty of opportunities to get shitfaced. 

October 31st, 2015

So what’s the scariest thing that’s ever happened to you?

Umm… let’s think…hmmm……...

Recently. The scariest thing that’s happened to you recently.

I was drunk at breakfast.

That’s not scary at all, but okay. What do you think of Hill brunch?

I actually prefer Commons.

Okay, that’s BS.

You’re BS.

If you could eat anything in the world at this moment, what would you eat?

Anything?

Please don’t say p-

MILA KUNIS’ PUSSY.

What are your thoughts on candy corn?

Fuck it. It’s disgusting. It’s fucking disgusting.

Okay, there’s a zombie apocalypse and you can only have one of these people by your side: Neil Patrick Harris, Emma Watson, or Hillary Clinton. Who would you choose and why?

Hillary Clinton.

Why?

She’s the fattest so she would get eaten first!

That’s a horrible thing to say.

Well, the zombies would still respect her.

What inspired you to dress up as Waldo for Halloween?

I just didn’t know where the fuck I was.

Do you know where we are right now?

I have no idea.