Joe's Cafe Has At Least One Rodent

Go Quakers, indeed. An anonymous tipster has provided us with damning video evidence that Joe's Cafe has a minimum of one rodent. We aren't rodentologists, so we can't say for sure whether it's a rat or a mouse, but a mouse makes sense; we know Steiny D has mice. Joe's isn't the first campus eatery to have such problems, though. Let's not forget last February, when city reports were released detailing the presence of mouse droppings (and plenty of other issues) at various Penn dining halls. We just wish they were rats instead of mice–if Ratatouille was any indication of the culinary prowess of rats, maybe Commons wouldn't be so damn gross.