Pro/Con/Pro: SABSing at Homecoming 2K15
November 6, 2015 at 12:00 pm
Drunk alums wandering campus lamenting their glory years. Visits from the Queen herself. A campus-wide sense of desperation for alumni donations. These can only mean one thing: Homecoming is here! For those trying to decide how to spend the weekend, we broke it down for you in the most unbiased way we know how.
The Football Game:
- + Potentially obtain 24 hours of questionable bragging rights by making it on the Ivy League Snap Story.
- – You're semi-obligated to sit through a sport with no intuitive rules.
- + Combat Penn's entrenched apathy towards anything related to school spirit. Alternatively we hear they throw great drunk food at half time.
Whatever Happens On College Green:
- + Last year they gave out free shit. Go, if only to earn back some of your Penn tuition.
- – Honestly shlepping all the way down to 34th street already feels like a struggle (although by this logic only residents of Hill and Domus will be in attendance).
- + Being this close to the library essentially means you're studying. Right?
Darties:
- + Party with your friends who graduated last year!
- – Party with randos who graduated with your grandpa.
- + Party with your grandpa?
In the end we'll probably go to everything we're not too hungover to attend. Happy Homecoming!