Random Dude At A Party: Homecoming Edition

As alumni relived their old days of frat parties, Bankers, and not going to football games this weekend, we kept our eyes open for the old and the new party animals who roam our campus. This week's RDAP opened up about zombies before scampering off into the wild. 

UTB: If Jesus came alive, what would you do?

RDAP: Kill him, because he needs to be sacrificed for my sins

Wow, that's dark...

You know what else is dark?

What?

The roommmm

Okay... if you could hide in one place in a zombie apocalypse where would you hide?

I would probably hide in my laundry basket and wobble in there until the zombies are gone.

Ok, let's do some random word association. Bangs?

Bang, Bang, Bang?

Jungles?

Moist!

Partay?

OMG stop, the DJ is playing my song.