Rogue Pumpkin Smasher Continues to Terrorize Hill

Thud.

A sound many Hill folks have become accustomed to. Not only do these poor people have to deal with fortress-like conditions, but now they have to live in fear of being pelted with large orange fruit as they traverse the stairwells. Sources report that a Rogue Pumpkin Smasher has been dropping pumpkins to their death in the wee hours of the night, leaving hall entrances covered in pumpkin guts. Perhaps our culprit is drowning in midterms and this is an elaborate stress relieving exercise. Might we suggest drowning your sorrows in some HoneyGrow this Friday, or at least, Mr. Pumpkin Smasher, pegging people with something more EXCITING. For now we suggest Hill residents proceed with caution. You could (and probably will) be next.