Be Careful: Your Neighborhood Chipotle May Have E. Coli!

Piling on some bad news to impending finals, crazy presidential candidates, and general chaos in today's world: the CDC has officially declared that Pennsylvania (that’s where we are!) has been added to the list of states reporting Chipotle-linked E. coli. It seems as if the taco gods have finally punished us for secretly pouring soda into the water cups.

What’s worse is that experts still don’t know specifically which ingredient is causing the symptoms. Could it be those savory pinto beans? That luscious dollop of sour cream? The smooth, evergreen guacamole? Well, if the extra $2 for guac, Herculean task of opening those doors, and mediocre service weren’t enough, this outbreak of a legitimate illness should be the final nail in the coffin. If there’s anything we ought to learn from this it’s: GO TO QDOBA. They have queso, and are nice there.