Random Dude At A Party, Vol. 20
February 22, 2016 at 3:00 pm
Midterm season might be coming up but that didn’t stop this RDAP from having a great weekend. Bless you, stranger, for your insightful comments about terrorism and diversity!
Did Bush do 9/11?
Yes. Bush has greater hair and therefore Bush is related to Osama Bin Laden. They were in a beard cult. Then they attacked the US together.
What’s your stripper name?
Lamborghini Maserati with whipped cream
Favorite Brittany Spears phase?
Bald head Brittany. Nothing more streamline than that.
What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
God damn I need my gummy vitamins.
If you could have anyone in a room to torment for a day who would it be?
J. Cole so that he’d tell me what his next project is. I just love J. Cole.
What do you think of Beyonce’s song Formation?
It’s a beautiful masterpiece. It’s something that expresses the culture and expresses the pride within the woman.
Within the woman?
Yes, within the woman.
Is the Honeygrow line worth it?
Absolutely. Sriracha makes me crazy.
How do you feel about the colored balls on Locust?
Gorgeous. Just absolutely gorgeous. We’re showing pride in our diversity in our school by adding colors.
What?
Pride in our diversity. Did you get that? Pride in our diversity?