Rubio Says Whartonites Can't Speill

Bring on the San Pellegrino ice cubes because everyone’s favorite business school just got burned. In a campaign rally last Friday, Senator Marco Rubio called Donald Trump out for his poor orthography, reading out tweets where he wrote that it was a “great honer” to receive good polling on the Republican debates and that Rubio was a “leightweight chocker.” The Florida senator then took things further, saying, “Number one, that’s how they spell those words at the Wharton School of Business, where he went, or number two, just like Trump Tower, he must have hired a foreign worker to do his own tweets.”

Now, reason two is just xenophobic, which leaves us with reason one: for all their OCRs and GSRs and OIDDs and OPIMs, our best and brightest have trouble with their ABCs.

Then again, we feel that Rubio left out another big reason that Trump thinks people are “dummer” than he is - the W'68 graduate has super strange short fingers, which must make it so difficult to reach across the keypad.