ShutterButton: Van Pelt Under Attack

Van Pelt security guards took a break from checking bags this morning to apprehend a man who carried a knife into the library. Luckily, Penn Police jumped right on the case and reported the area all clear within five minutes of the report. The suspect’s motives remain unknown, but potential reasons might include Mark’s Café, the basement bathrooms, and the library’s persistent pest problems. Despite all of VP’s faults, at least we can add top-notch security to the list of pros of living in the library.