30 Rejected Questions For Caitlyn Jenner

Even though we're pumped Caitlyn Jenner is coming to Penn today, we're a little upset that we had to submit our questions for screening. What ever happened to free speech? How will we ever get the answers we need? Below are 30 rejected questions that we might never know the answer to. Well, Caitlyn, if you're reading this, maybe you can help us out.  

1. Where's Kendall?
2. Where's Harry?
3. Where's Scott?
4. Where's Todd Kraines?
5. Are Harry and Kendall a thing?
6. Some think that Jack the Ripper was one depraved madman, responsible for the gruesome deaths of numerous prostitutes in London in 1888. Others disagree, finding it far more likely that the murders were unconnected and those responsible were numerous-- that is, that no one man really existed named Jack the Ripper. Considering the contemporaneous suspects as well as recent writing and analysis, which theory is more convincing to you?
7. What is Tarka?
8. Will you fill out my MKTG 101 survey? It only takes 5 minutes.
9. Do you wanna meet at Smokes later?
10. Are Kylie and Tyga still together?
11. Is OJ Simpson Khloe's father?
12. Do you have a Tidal account?
13. Have you listened to The Life of Pablo yet?
14. Blac Chyna and Rob???
15. Will you be voting for Trump?
16. Does Kanye really like fingers in the booty???
17. Any hope for Brody and Lauren Conrad?
18. Known for his ciphers and taunting messages, the Zodiac Killer was never identified, let alone convicted. It’s entirely possible that he will kill again-- we have to stop him before it’s too late. What is the name of the monster responsible for the brutal murders of at least five people in California between late 1968 and 1969, and how can we bring him to justice?
19. How hard can you punch yourself in the face? Like, will your brain subconsciously force you to slow down your hand, or do you have the willpower to throw a real haymaker?
20. Do you agree that Kendrick totally should have won Album of the Year?
21. Should Obama nominate another SCOTUS Justice?
22. What's up with Kylie's face?
23. Remember when Kendall and Kylie gave you a makeover and you got your ears pierced? It’s not a question, I just wanted to reflect on that memory. 
24. If you could choose between having Kim’s ass, Kourtney’s brain, or Khloe’s hulk-like raw strength and ability to lift massive objects with ease, which would you choose?
25. Is Kanye gay?
26. How do you feel about the name Saint?
27. Have you been realizing stuff?
28. Why did you choose the name Caitlyn? Is Kris pissed you spelled it with a C?
29. When will you be in Kim's video game??
30. In the spring of 1946, residents of Texarkana, a city on the border of (and located in both) Texas and Arkansas, lived in fear of the Phantom Killer, a killer who preyed on youths on the outskirts of the city. Five people were killed and more assaulted in a string of attacks known as the Texarkana Moonlight Murders. The killer remains nameless and faceless, but 70 years have passed. Need the good people of Texarkana, and America, still worry about the savage criminal who so terrorized their town many years ago, or is he long dead?