Who’s Coming For Fling? Our Top Ten Worst Case Scenarios

As we wait anxiously to find out who’s headlining Fling, we have a lot of questions. Will it be another EDM artist? Will the dancing penises return for a cameo? Only time will tell. For now, we can only hope that whoever it is will better than the following craftspeople: 

1. A Ted Cruz gospel tribute band feat. Donald Trump's Freedom Girls 

2. A pre-teen trying out slam poetry for the first time

3. The DJ from your senior prom that played mostly DJ Khaled  

4. DJ Khaled performing via snap story 

5. Penn’s Premiere All-Squirrel, All-Male Disney a cappella group

6. The sound of two black holes colliding on loop

7. Meek Mill via Skype while under house arrest 

8. Miley Cyrus’s brother from the Hannah Montana show 

9. Lil Wayne playing guitar