ShutterButton: Soccer Game Goes Horribly Wrong

UTB is back with our health code violation of the week...but brought to you by some drunk strangers this time, not a dining hall!

Let's set up the scene. You and your homies are drunk and bored, so you hit up Wawa for your fave hoagie. Then, lightning strikes. Instead of eating the sandwich, why not use it as a makeshift soccer ball? Kick the hoagie, if you will. Genius.

And what better locale for your tournament of champions than the computer lab of your dorm? The printers never work in there anyways and it's definitely the last place your RA is going to catch you.

In hindsight, it all makes sense. Do we have some ethical issues with this behavior? Sure. It seems like a perfectly good waste of a hoagie. But as long as it wasn't BBQ chicken, these hooligans can probably be forgiven.