The Best Of Penn Free And For Sale

Penn's Free and For Sale page: a place of wonder and beauty that sends you 45 Facebook notifications per day. Most of the page is mundane but there are some hidden treasures within. Here are our picks for some of the best of Penn's Free and For Sale:

Everything in this room: For a dollar, this is a steal. Everything? Why? Are your possessions haunted by tortured spirits of yesteryear/freshman year? Does this include the framed pictures of your friends? Cause we'll take 'em.

This classy-ass rug: The rug oozes class. It looks to be of fine material and quality. The only real question is, is the beer included?

Cap and gown (previously loved): Perfect for infiltrating graduations and meeting various dignitaries.

Kitchen table paraphernalia: This is super vague. There are a lot of things in these pictures that could be very easily associated with kitchen tables and those kiwis look especially appealing. At least the seller gave the option of including a drawer with your purchase.

Universally applicable white chair: The seller assures us that the applications of this chair extend beyond its prior use as a desk chair. The possibilities are endless! It can be a kitchen chair, a casual "we chillin'" chair,  maybe it'll even repair your relationship with your estranged father!

Metro-proof vest: The last thing you want is for Metro Boomin to lose faith in you. And if you get bleach blood on your shirt, you're gonna feel like an asshole. But before you stretch your hands for your wallet to buy one of these vests, know that Metro definitely doesn't trust Penn.