The Best Tanks Of All Time

Each year, dozens of student groups design and flaunt custom tank-tops, always rich with puns, inside jokes, or barely-relevant graphics. The truth about fling tanks, however, is that they're always bad, and you'll never wear them again. That said, everyone loves tank rankings, so we've put together some of the best tanks ever made.

Soviet T-34 Medium Tank

Unmatched in the early days of WWII, the T-34 was a serious advantage for the often under-equipped Soviet army. Over the course of the war some 80,000 were produced, becoming a staple of Soviet war strategy of the time.

Septic Tank

Wow. Talk about an under-appreciated tank. We aren't full of shit-- the septic tank, while full of shit, is certainly one of the most important tanks ever created. Septic tanks are a major part of the modern waste management system, ensuring that our cities and streets remain largely free of human excrete.

Shark Tank

The American public has come to know and love this innovative show, a marriage of venture capitalism and reality television on ABC. Star investors like Daymond John (founder of FUBU), Lori Greiner (Queen of QVC), and Kevin O'Leary (bald) can make or break businesses with a handshake, or a hug.

Oxygen Tank

Not only does this allow old people to breathe with their weak, antique lungs, but the oxygen tank makes scuba diving and ocean exploration possible. These things are Bad Ass, so you gotta love the oxygen tank.

Fish Tank

Glass, fish, and water-- it's the Big 3. We're so thankful for the fish tank.