The 30 Most Likely Dignitaries Coming To Graduation
April 27, 2016 at 2:01 pm
Last week, Dean DeTurck sent an email to all CAS graduating seniors stating that “due to a number of dignitaries who are expected to be in attendance at the College Graduation Ceremony, graduating students will be asked to arrive early to Franklin Field.” While there is absolutely no way at all to know who these special dignitaries will be, UTB has the inside scoop on the 30 most probable dignitaries that will be attending this year's College graduation!
- Todd Palin
- Craig Romney
- Newt Gingrich
- Kim Jong-nam, Kim Jung-Un’s less impressive brother
- Raechel Ray
- Rachel Roy
- Rachel Dolezal
- Rod Blagojevich
- Ralph Nader
- The Cast of Knight Rider
- Aunt Jemima
- Kelly Ripa
- Zendaya
- Michael Booooooomberg, the ghost of Michael Bloomberg
- Nick Cannon
- Xenu
- Josh from Drake & Josh
- Dina Lohan
- Tonya Harding
- Billy Dee Williams
- Prince George
- JC Chasez
- The Hamburglar
- Mary-Kate Olsen (but not Ashley)
- The Blue Man Group
- Squeaky Fromme
- Jeb!
- Salt N’ Pepa
- Pizza Rat
- Vermin Supreme