John Legend And Chrissy Teigen Welcome Perfect Bundle Of Joy

Last Thursday, while we were out pre-gaming the 4 days of fling debauchery, one of our most esteemed alums was out in the world being productive. That’s right, on April 14^th, John Legend and wife Chrissy Teigen welcomed their first daughter, Luna Simone Stephens. No pictures of the Class of ’38 ED applicant have been released yet, but we do know that she weighs 6 lb 11 oz and that her name was approved by the only other guy cooler than Legend: President Barack Obama.

Yesterday, Teigen released an important update on Twitter – “to everyone asking, john is healing perfectly.” Oh thank god, we were so worried!! Child birth is really just so awful for the dudes.