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April 25, 2016 at 10:00 am
Apologies for not posting your favorite Monday feature the past two weeks. To make up for it, we thought we'd let you know that we watched the first four minutes of Beyoncé's visual album, "Lemonade," during our weekly meeting. If that isn't enough for you to grant us forgiveness, then maybe this week's edition of HapPENNing will be. Let's get to it!
SPEC Film Presents: Meet and Greet The Lonely Island!
When? THIS AFTERNOON, 3 p.m.
Where? Bodek Lounge, Houston Hall
Why? We think we already answered that.
Bring? Pants. You know, to jizz in.
When? TONIGHT, 7 p.m.
Where? Philomathean Halls
Why? We hear being an environmentalist will get you on Leo's good side.
Bring? A recycling bin. Free pizza is going to be served, and we'll be damned if the boxes end up in a trashcan.
When? Wednesday, 6 p.m.
Where? Are you serious?
Why? One of your last chances to SABS during the 2015-2016 school year.
Bring? $5 for the suggested donation at the door. Passover is no excuse to be cheap.
When? Wednesday, 7:30 p.m.
Where? Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts
Why? According to the Facebook event description, "this isn't a concert; it's an Experience." We love when nouns are made proper.
Bring? Gucci Mane. Apparently, "hip hop history is being made" at this event, so it's only fitting that Gucci Mane be present.
When? Friday, 6:30 p.m.
Where? ICA (118 S. 36th Street, across from Urban Outfitters – though we wish you already knew that)
Why? Free admission.
Bring? Your best head nod, to signify you really get the art.
Philly Pick of the Week
HOLY TRINITY: Beyoncé x Rihanna x Nicki Night at The Dolphin
When? Saturday, 9 p.m.
Where? ...
Why? If you need an answer to that question, then you probably shouldn't go.
Bring? Ice to soothe Rachel Roy's burns – because that "Becky with the good hair" line brought the concept of savagery to a new level.
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