Houston Chef Cooking With Franzia?

Looking for a trendy new BYO spot because you've embarrassed yourself too many times at Banana Leaf? Desperately need to spend your last 300 dining dollars before the end of the semester?

The answer might be closer than you think. Yes, we’re talking about Houston Hall.

Thanks to a quick-snapping tipster, we have visual evidence of a Houston chef using Franz to cook in the pasta bar. Why? We have no idea. And yet somehow, it doesn't seem that surprising a move from the Penn dining squad. In all honesty, we just hope this dude's not using sunset blush.