Dear UA Candidates: Stop Promising Longer Dining Hall Hours
September 20, 2016 at 12:55 pm
A word of advice to the freshmen running for UA positions: don't tell people you're gonna get longer dining hall hours. Just don't. That's not how this works. There's a fucking union. Nothing you can ever do is gonna change that. Focus on the things you actually achieve, like doing typical freshman things or training to become a serial arsonist.