Don't Be A Cretin

This hasn’t been a shining week for Penn students. First the Oz email scandal, then Masala’s quest for the 5 hottest girls on campus, and today we can add theft to the list.

We might not be living up to the university’s moral standards, but due to the use of the word “cretin” in this Facebook post and Penn’s high college ranking, at least we can rest assured that we are some of the smartest assholes out there.