25 Things That Are Smaller Than The Line To Get Into The Hillary Rally/Vote
November 8, 2016 at 4:57 pm
- Amy Gutmann's salary
- Vermin Supreme’s supporters :(
- Mark Ruffalo's fan club
- Trump's quantity of hair dye
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Osama Bin Laden’s legacy at Penn
- The walk to DRL
- Electromagnetic spectrum
- The number of conspiracy theories we firmly believe
- Canada's population if Trump wins
- 37,957
- Empty promises from UA members
- The three trips to Wawa you take in one day
- Time it will take for Trump to concede if Hillz wins
- Tears we shed when Ashton Kutcher decided not to send his daughter to Penn
- Gourds
- People who had mono during mono week
- Number of Hillary's emails
- Your writing seminar work
- Internet traffic onfivethirtyeight.com
- Length of your shoelace
- Penn Sprint Football’s respect for the troops
- Your small intestine
- Oz's ego (well… maybe not)
- Crocodile in the schuylkill river
- Opportunities to get free insomnia cookies