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25 Things That Are Smaller Than The Line To Get Into The Hillary Rally/Vote

  1. Amy Gutmann's salary
  2. Vermin Supreme’s supporters :(
  3. Mark Ruffalo's fan club
  4. Trump's quantity of hair dye
  5. Osama Bin Laden’s legacy at Penn
  6. The walk to DRL
  7. Electromagnetic spectrum
  8. The number of conspiracy theories we firmly believe
  9. Canada's population if Trump wins
  10. 37,957
  11. Empty promises from UA members
  12. The three trips to Wawa you take in one day
  13. Time it will take for Trump to concede if Hillz wins
  14. Tears we shed when Ashton Kutcher decided not to send his daughter to Penn
  15. Gourds
  16. People who had mono during mono week
  17. Number of Hillary's emails
  18. Your writing seminar work
  19. Internet traffic onfivethirtyeight.com
  20. Length of your shoelace
  21. Penn Sprint Football’s respect for the troops
  22. Your small intestine
  23. Oz's ego (well… maybe not)
  24. Crocodile in the schuylkill river
  25. Opportunities to get free insomnia cookies

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