Mark Ruffalo Cancelled And Now We Don't Know Who To Vote For

Unless you totally live under a rock, you knew that Mark Ruffalo (The Incredible Hulk, social activist, and all-around DILF) was supposed to speak on campus for Penn Democrats tomorrow-- until he cancelled on us. In his defense, he abandoned us in order to go to Standing Rock, to aid those protesting the Dakota Access Pipeline, but we're still disappointed that he isn't coming. Mark Ruffalo was just what Hillary needed to secure Penn's votes-- now, how do we know she's the right choice?

Penn Dems managed to replace him last-minute with Sara Bareilles, but it doesn't change the fact that the list of guests who have cancelled last minute is now one person longer (remember that time the whole SPEC-TRUM lineup dropped out the day of the concert?). We thought you were different, Mark. We trusted you.