PennVet Student Who Masturbated Horse For Free Can Now Do So For Money

You know what they say: we’re all just one stallion penis away from achieving our dreams.

On the final episode of Animal Planet’s hit show Life at Vet U, PennVet students graduated at last from their oddly-televised veterinary education. One specific student was overjoyed at the realization that rather than collect horse semen for free, he can now be paid to do so. Just look at that smile!

If you didn’t catch the series, all episodes are available on Animal Planet and come highly recommended. You can watch adults brush a dog’s teeth, or even gleefully emasculate a horse (we're not sure which sadist wrote the titles for these clips).

We wish the new graduates luck and can't wait for the next series, in which the students receive therapy after coming to terms with what they've done.