After Backlash, Canvas Font Is Now Wingdings

Due to significant backlash against the sudden font change in Canvas, Penn administration has decided to change the font once again—this time to Wingdings. The switch clearly provides Canvas with a more professional appearance, and Wingding's symbolic nature may facilitate communication with the sizable illiterate community at Penn.

When asked for comment as to the official reason for the change, a representative for the administration explained, "pointing hand, diamond, fancy M, ampersand, carrot in box, outlined box, solid diamond."