Things Longer Than Winter Break
December 8, 2016 at 6:50 pm
Winter break is too damn short. To put its shortness in perspective, here is a list of things that are longer than Winter break.
The walk to DRL
Hanukkah
Amount of time you wait for a text back
Kim K’s 72 day marriage with Kris Humphries
Time it takes to jack off a horse
Kanye’s cancelled Pablo tour
Your junior high relationships
Transcript of deleted emails between Amy G and Hilary
Your #mcm’s mile time
Johnny Manziel’s NFL career
Jay Leto’s Joker scenes in Suicide Squad
Those Bee Movie meme videos
Jim Webb's presidential campaign
The wait for omelettes at Commons
Steel beams that can’t be melted by jet fuel
Trump’s Hands
The asparagus plant
List of grievances at Highrises
Your girlfriend’s leg hair in the winter
Your last hangover