Rush Conversation Starters

By DAVID AKST, BOWMAN COOPER, and LILA GUTSTEIN

January 12, 2017 at 4:00 pm

It's sorority rush season, which is really just one big blur of black Canada Goose jackets, the phrase "we were just talking about", and the song "Sorry" by Justin Bieber. All conversations begin with "wow it's so cold/warm outside!", lead to "oh you're undecided? it's okay, you have so much time!" and end with "my coat is the black one with fur". We're here to tell you that it doesn't have to be that way. Here are some rush conversation starters that will 100% get you a bid*:

How do you feel about 5th Harmony's breakup?
Who did you vote for?
How much do you know about turtle mating periods?
Would you rather have nipples for eyes or eyes for nipples?
I've been kidnapped and you are my only chance to escape this house.
If Luca is three years older than John and Krista was born before Luca, who is the oldest in the family?
What does this towel smell like to you?
What kind of allergies do you have?
We should compare our bare feet!
Do you come from a wealthy family?
Has the messiah come yet?
Have you given any more thought to this feet thing?
I spent my summer in Syria fighting ISIS, did you do anything worthwhile?
Let me show you all the fire exits in this house
Will you rub aloe on my body?
Are you on MySpace?
Obama's birth certificate is fake
How will you support Camila Cabello now that she has left 5th Harmony and will embark on a solo career?
What's really going on at the Denver International Airport?

*This is a lie. But if you don't get the sorority of your dreams, feel free to apply to UTB.

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