Kid Who Posts Too Much in His Class's Facebook Group Is Actually Sort of Cool

Freshman Joshua Pfeiffer is known to many as the most prolific Facebook poster they have ever encountered. At his peak, Pfeiffer averaged eight posts a day in the Class of 2021 group.

“Hey guys! My name is Joshua, but you can call me Josh. What’s your name?” was his first post, created not even a minute after the group was created. He followed it with four more posts that day, including “Any sports fans here?” and “Is anyone interested in getting a twenty questions club together?”

Paul Garcia, another member of the class of 2021, said he was annoyed by Pfeiffer’s posts. “I had to make a new Facebook account, because my original one turned into only posts by this kid Joshua Pfeiffer,” he said. “I hated Joshua, and so did literally everyone else I talked to.”

But once Pfeiffer’s classmates met him, they were astonished to discover that he was not that bad a guy— in fact, he was kind of cool.

“I met this kid named Josh during NSO, and he was pretty chill. He was a normal kid,” said freshman Madeline Miller. “Then I realized he was Joshua Pfeiffer, that crazy Facebook poster, and I was shocked. How is that kid not the biggest loser at Penn?”

Garcia had a similar story. “Josh ended up on my team during a game of pickup basketball. I almost left to avoid him, but he ended up being a nice guy,” Garcia said. “He also had a pretty wet three.”

Pfeiffer followed the game up with a post to the Class of 2021 group: “Just played basketball!”

The post received zero likes.