OP-ED: Bitcoin? Nah. Have You Heard About DarkCoin?

Excuse me, I just happened to overhear your conversation about investing in Bitcoin. I really don’t mean to intrude, but you may want to heed my advice. Look, Bitcoin is a bubble. Do you know what happens to bubbles? They burst. It’s your choice, but your money would definitely be better invested into an Altcoin like DarkCoin.

You haven’t heard of DarkCoin? You should really look into it. It’s going to be the next big coin. It’s an SIPC coin. That stands for Secure Private Instant Coin. Do you know what that means? I'm sure some people do. Look at any other SIPC coin and you’ll see the trend. It makes sense.

Darkcoin’s market cap is relatively low, but it’s one of the most trusted cryptoassets among anyone who knows their stuff, like my friend Jerry who goes on the internet for this stuff. I’ll tell you what: buy the dip, see it explode 1000% in a few months, and send me a thank-you card in the mail.

Look, we all know blockchain technology is the future. It’s about time a stable decentralized peer-to-peer digital cash system with more buzzwords takes over. I’ve been saying this for years. Bitcoin just isn’t the answer. Darkcoin is, though, according to Jerry, who is really into this stuff.