Student Studies in Huntsman Under a Full Moon, Sprouts Gelled Hair and a Well-Fitting Suit

JOURNAL ENTRY: Wilson Chen, 1/31/18

7:00 p.m. – I’m swamped tonight. Gonna have to grind for a while—I think I’ll hit Huntsman Hall. Should just be business as usual; not expecting any metamorphoses tonight.

7:30 p.m. – Just got to Huntsman, and man, the moon is beautiful! It’s completely full. Too bad I’ll be inside where the moonlight doesn't reach.

8:00 p.m. – Grindin'.

10:00 p.m. – Still grindin'. Gonna go to the bathroom.

11:59 p.m. – This night is normal, and that won’t change. I don’t even know why I’m journaling.

12:00 a.m. – My head feels a little different. And it feels as if my clothes have gotten tighter and more expensive. Not sure why.

12:01 a.m. – Just touched my hair. It feels meticulously sculpted and gelled. This is strange.

12:02 a.m. – Holy shit—just looked down at my body. I’m wearing a really well-tailored suit. How did this happen!?

12:05 a.m. – You know what? I enjoy this outfit and hair. I’m pretty sure I looked like this all day. This feels so…me.

12:10 a.m. – Of course I’m wearing a well-fitting suit and rocking a nice pompadour. Do I look like a homeless person to you? I have to look nice while I’m dominating the working class. Now, get out of my face. I'm on my way to buy a new journal bound in 24-karat gold.