'I Don't Have a Thing for Asians,' Says Bro Currently Deleting Hentai Off Browser History

Jack (W '19) recently read an article in Street about the fetishization of Asian women. Though he has only hooked up with Asian women, Jack, who requested his last name be omitted, insisted that he “objectifies women of all ethnicities.” Nice!

We had a look at Jack’s Tinder matches, and, unsurprisingly, they appeared to be exclusively Asian women. Again, he insisted that it was “just a coincidence,” and that "maybe, Asian girls have a thing for him, who knows."

“I was a little worried that he had this sort of Asian fetish,” said Jack’s girlfriend, who is an international student from China. “But he assured me that he loved me for my personality. I became a little concerned during our second date at Beijing, though. When I came back from the bathroom, I saw him deleting his browser history off his phone.”

When his girlfriend took a look at his history, she found “loads of hentai” and other similar, explicit content. Afterwards, she reported that she “doesn’t really care what he jacks off to, but he could have at least waited until we had gotten home from dinner.”